Posted by Bill Pedrey on November 20th, 2005
A group of biologists in southern India have been taking the runts of the litter from african elephant families and breeding them to be smaller and smaller. This group has been breeding down elephants for the past 28 years. The process takes a long time as you could imagine. Female elephants give birth roughly once every five years, though the result is well worth the wait. The elephants size can range anywhere from about one to three feet in height. These miniature wonders are supposed to hit the U.S. market sometime in the winter of 2007.
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Posted by Cynthia Waeyer on November 24th, 2005
There is a medium sized suburban area located within Cook County in the city of Chicago Illinois which has been under construction for the last several months. Within this suburban area the city of Chicago is developing a few apartment buildings, neighborhoods and buildings intended for business and other types of commerce. The city of Chicago has deemed this area unusable for city parks and playgrounds and thus they decided would be prime property for child molesters and other sex offenders who are unable to be located near any places where children gather. The city’s focus is to eventually migrate all sex offenders to this predisposed community.
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Posted by Sam Markens on November 30th, 2005
There is a company located in Miami Beach, Florida which has proclaimed that they have recently received a package of 100 PlayStation 3s and are planning on bringing them out on the market weeks before their scheduled release date. When asked whether of not Sony will be upset by this recent turn of events they replied with a calm, “No Comment.” They are planning on adding their PS3’s on Ebay.
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Posted by Christopher Karmain on November 30th, 2005
Chantilly, France has started serving prehistoric creatures as a new style of meal. The Triop, a creature who’s lineage goes as far back as the Triassic has started to be served up in a good number of restaurants located in Chantilly, France. This small Notostracan has been around since before the dinosaurs. These creatures could quite possibly be the oldest living race of creatures in existence. The meal originally was brought forth by Jean-Pierre Bellamont and has such become a delicacy to tourists and rich people alike.
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Posted by Sam Markens on December 1st, 2005
The IndoMed company of southern San Fransisco has produced a new product which has for some reason slipped past the FDA. Their new weight loss pill called Weight-B-Gone has some interesting side effects. This once a week pill, when ingested, will cause the patient to lose as much weight as they want on a steady basis while allowing them to eat whatever they want and as much as they like. The “catch” is that these pills contain a genetically engineered head of a Taenia Saginata, otherwise known as the Beef Tapeworm.
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Posted by Sam Markens on December 1st, 2005
There is an Online Casino which, after it’s most recent update has a, yet to be fixed, 100 to 1 Payout Bug. A normal payout is dependent on the game and how much is bid on each hand or round though since the companies most recent software update the website has been paying out 100 to 1 on every dollar paid. My publisher has been making a huge amount of money off of this venture and thus would not like me to disclose the companies name, yet I find this information to be important news to our beloved customers. So, we have made an agreement. I shall publish the information here, without saying the name of the Website. (Read More)
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Posted by Sam Markens on December 1st, 2005
There is an Online Casino which, after it’s most recent update has a, yet to be fixed, 100 to 1 Payout Bug. A normal payout is dependent on the game and how much is bid on each hand or round though since the companies most recent software update the website has been paying out 100 to 1 on every dollar paid. My publisher has been making a huge amount of money off of this venture and thus would not like me to disclose the companies name, yet I find this information to be important news to our beloved customers. So, we have made an agreement. I shall publish the information here, without saying the name of the Website. (Read More)
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