The Tapeworm Miracle Diet Pills are Back

The IndoMed company of southern San Fransisco has produced a new product which has for some reason slipped past the FDA. Their new weight loss pill called Weight-B-Gone has some interesting side effects. This once a week pill, when ingested, will cause the patient to lose as much weight as they want on a steady basis while allowing them to eat whatever they want and as much as they like. The “catch” is that these pills contain a genetically engineered head of a Taenia Saginata, otherwise known as the Beef Tapeworm.

These heads, when passed into the digestive track of a person, latch on somewhere in the intestines and start to feed. The entire time a person is injesting food, a portion of that food is being eaten by the Tapeworm allowing the person to eat as much food as they like without having an overabundance of consequences. In a normal environment these Tapeworms could reach up to 20 meters in size and start to cause it’s “host” to lose vital nutrients needed by the body. In this case, the geneticists have created a much shorter lifespan Tapeworm, one that will only live for about a week and then die, disconnecting it’s head from the intestinal track and allowing it to be passed freely from the body without any recourse.

Since the pill is ingested once a week and the worm’s lifespan is a week, it is advised on the bottle to wait for your first Tapeworm to leave your digestive track before ingesting the second. These pills are sold in groups of 10 and it is stated that it is not wise to ever go past ten pills or the weekly advised dosage. It could be potentially dangerous for your health if taken improperly, just like every other pill out there.

This diet loss program is guaranteed to help you lose between 10 to 20 pounds a week with no work involved at all. There is no ill taste, and you can not feel them in your body. In fact you can’t tell they are even there. They are supposedly coming to GNC’s nationwide towards the end of winter of this year.


(Edited by Administrator)
IndoMed Weight-B-Gone Tapeworm Diet Pills are now available here

57 thoughts on “The Tapeworm Miracle Diet Pills are Back”

  1. Do you know of any websites that I could buy tapeworm diet pills now? I’ve been looking for like 3 days now, and have yet to find a site where you can buy these pills. Thank you.

  2. Do you know of any websites that I could buy tapeworm diet pills now? I’ve been looking for like 4 days now, and have yet to find a site where you can buy these pills. Thank you.

  3. hi, i was just wondering is there anyway i can order them pills please i really need to lose weight im so sick of being fat. im starting to throw up my food now so this is my last hope.

    thank you


  4. Hi please can you tell me where to buy these tapeworm diet pills from. im sick of being fat, ive tried everything…thanks and can they be shipped internationally, i live in london…

  5. Warning, don’t take any pills having to do with tapeworms. They are paracites that are extremely dangerous for your body and cause cists in you liver sppine and brain…just a warning people… excercise instead

  6. Hello! My name is Franzi and from Germany. My english is not so good. Do you know of any websites that I could buy tapeworm diet pills now?

  7. does anybody know where i can find these Weight-B-Gone diet pills? is there any way i can get them off the internet or at a local drug store? please help!!!soon!!!

  8. i hope you do die. rock the tapeworm like a hurricane if you want; die from that and natural selection because you’re an idiot. i guess i’m torn, though because fat people are grosser than tapeworms. yuck. hmmmm…. from tapeworms to porn, what an interesting segue.

  9. you fat asses should just eat less & work out more. this pill is disgusting. its a fucking worm living in your body dude. act smart. thi is dumb shit. why would u want to do this. AMERICANS ARE LAZY AS FUCK!

  10. Hello im from germany and i have been looking for a site or place ware i can buy a tapeworm diet pill can anyone help me. thanks simone

  11. I looked into taking these pills as i was upset at being fat. But after spending weeks trying to find out about them, i read some pretty nasty articles.
    The truth is that people contract tapeworm, just like hookworm and other diseases and they can die from it. It’s really sad that I thought about doing it. When something like the need to be thin, the anxiety over self image takes over your body, it’s hard to shake off.
    The best way I have found to lose weight is to eat the same amount as i am eating, when i’m hungry, i eat, i just eat things that aren’t too high in fat. Then i go swimming once a week and walk anywhere i can instead of driving.
    Please do not take tapeworm eggs or pills. They are so dangerous.

  12. What are you people insane! Lose weight the natural way…fruits, veggies, 1/3 cup of nuts and seeds and throw in some beans or lean meat if you’re not a vegan and somex exercise and you’ll lose weight!

  13. Oh my god people! Please this is horrible, love yourselves you have no need for this worm shit.The daily grind of people telling you to be fricking skinny like these models is a joke. They die from starvation and eating kleenex! Everybody should love them self and anyone who calls you names or says evil shit like some of the assholes who write on here are shallow fucks! People doing this to your self can only hurt you! And nobody deserves it! BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER! D

  14. Last den fuchsbandwurm gefärlich,dann lieber Rinderbandwurm wenn einer weis wo man so einen bekomm,schreibt mir,schlafstern@googlemail.com

  15. Have to admit, that I am laughing myself to death here! BUT I would like to have these pills as well. Actually thinking of doing a Gastric Bypass but do believe that this will be alot cheaper.
    I am in SA, land of sunshine.

  16. wow…not a single person actually posted a website on where to find these pills……sad times lol (wormtherapy.com not included :P cause it requires you to go to Mexico….I don’t have the money for that many trips to Mexico :( )

  17. OMG realy people this is disgusting you can DIE from these worms. I dont see why anyone would want to take these. Go outside walk your dog do something to exersise!!! These things can get up to 20FT do yourealy want a 20 foot worm living inside you???!!!!!

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