UFO Sighting Turns Out To Be The FSM

Posted by Brandon Andrews, PhD on December 8th, 2005

Lover’s lane is a small road located in Clark county, Kansas. A place where teenagers and college students typically go to “Park” with their loved ones to spend some quality time together. On the fifth of November, 2005 this ‘Lover’s lane’ was home to a different type of situation. A spotting. Over a dozen teenagers and college students claimed to see a pair of bright lights descending from the clouds. The bright light gave off a UFO style glow and an eerie feeling had filled the crowd. Some of the students ran, some to speak of the events they witnessed, others to go home and never speak of it again for fears of being locked up. Though everyone had thought that this was an Alien UFO experience that they were about to encounter they were far from correct. The truth is even more far fetched. The truth of the matter is that they saw an entity, what is described to be having large embracing noodly appendages reaching forth to include them into his soft squishy arms.

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The Moon Will Soon Crash Into Earth!

Posted by Brandon Andrews, PhD on December 13th, 2005

The more mass something has the more gravity it has as well. The more gravity that same item has the more mass it attracts. This scheme continues on into infinity. A planet keeps it’s moons in orbit through it’s gravitational pull. These are all scientific facts. The problem, brought forth by Dr. Jenkings at the University of Minnesota, is that as the population of the planet grows we increase the mass exponentially. Through his findings we have already caused the moon to shift it’s orbit by about three hundred feet since human beings have first walked this planet.

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The Rae of Hope Condom Company’s new Headless Condoms

Posted by Brandon Andrews, PhD on January 16th, 2006

The Rae of Hope condom company, a new company based out of Florida who’s name is clearly a farce taken from the Ray of Hope Christian Church, is coming out with a new style of condom. Their condom originally designed by Samantha Rae, the primary founder of The Rae of Hope Condom Company, was her conceptual idea derived from a conversation she had with her friend about how her friend wished she would get pregnant but her friend’s boyfriend would have nothing to do with it. This new condom she created is designed to fool the partner with the thoughts of being safe while not providing any protection at all. I have for you, here on lieware.com, the debut of her new creation: The Headless Condom.

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