Breaking out of Planar Encryption

Posted by Nori Carter on January 12th, 2006

Since the conceptual design and implementation of the equilateral model to encryption the computer security world hasn’t been making any new advances, or at least, so it would have seemed. As is standard in all research, we, as the public are privy to very little. In fact there have been numerous of leaps and bounds in this field. Due to security reasons I can’t go into details about the designer or where exactly the research is taking place but I can at least give you the information in broad strokes.

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Laura Alyon an Injection of Musical Brilliance

Posted by Nori Carter on January 17th, 2006

Beauty, grace, and melodic genius, Laura Alyon, a rising star was found turning heads in her open mic debut at the acclaimed B3 Lounge and Restaurant in New York City. This stunning belle hailing from West Hills California is destined to take your breath away. With her powerful and diverse lyrical metaphors Laura Alyon hits you hard with a taste of rich witty vocals soaking wet with euphonious phrasing that couldn’t be more enticing. At first I had a hard time believing that she was an unsung hero of the music industry, a fledgling artist just making her way through college. Yet upon further investigation she demonstrated true character,poise, and humility as she remarked that she was just endeavouring to test the water before running head long into something with out being ready. 

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Bonsai Kitten Research Yields Medical Wonder

Posted by Nori Carter on January 18th, 2006

Through recent studies into the properties of cat cartalidge brought forth by the research teams which developed the bonsai kitty, and the teams of researchers who are conducting experiments regarding human cartalidge growth procedures, medical researchers have come together and have determined a new and inovative way to develop more maliable human cartalidge to help ailing arthritis patients. The idea is to infuse the arthritic patient with new cartilage extracted from kittens in small amounts and then inundate them with a healthy supply of Cysteine (Cys), a key factor in protien growth, (GAG-protien) glycosaminoglycan, and chrondroitonase ABC. Over the course of roughly 2 weeks the patient takes the solution intravenously through a series of injections and the transplanted kitty cartalidge grows and fills its intended space and functionalty.

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Public Anouncement From Lieware

Posted by Nori Carter on January 25th, 2006

We here at lieware.com sincerely apologize for our recent absenteeism. However, I’d like to give our readers a little insight into our recent delinquency into our postings. Lieware.com is currently undergoing major internal restructurization on a multitude of fronts.

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Chuck Vogl the Pixel Mogel

Posted by Nori Carter on February 13th, 2006

Multimillionaire Chuck Vogl is buying more then just mere pixels in the recently founded advertising scheme. Instead he’s buying up the big name million dollar pixel pages themselves in order to build an empire out of the low overhead marketing methodology. There have been many knock offs which have spawned from the original "million dollar website", and many advertisers see this as a "dying one trick, three legged, pony with leprosy." However, these marketing analysts seem more like but bitter and demoralized fools.

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