PlayStation 3 Out Early on Ebay, Jan. 1st

Posted by Sam Markens on November 30th, 2005

There is a company located in Miami Beach, Florida which has proclaimed that they have recently received a package of 100 PlayStation 3s and are planning on bringing them out on the market weeks before their scheduled release date. When asked whether of not Sony will be upset by this recent turn of events they replied with a calm, “No Comment.” They are planning on adding their PS3’s on Ebay.

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The Tapeworm Miracle Diet Pills are Back

Posted by Sam Markens on December 1st, 2005

The IndoMed company of southern San Fransisco has produced a new product which has for some reason slipped past the FDA. Their new weight loss pill called Weight-B-Gone has some interesting side effects. This once a week pill, when ingested, will cause the patient to lose as much weight as they want on a steady basis while allowing them to eat whatever they want and as much as they like. The “catch” is that these pills contain a genetically engineered head of a Taenia Saginata, otherwise known as the Beef Tapeworm.

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Online Casino 100 to 1 Payout Bug

Posted by Sam Markens on December 1st, 2005

There is an Online Casino which, after it’s most recent update has a, yet to be fixed, 100 to 1 Payout Bug. A normal payout is dependent on the game and how much is bid on each hand or round though since the companies most recent software update the website has been paying out 100 to 1 on every dollar paid. My publisher has been making a huge amount of money off of this venture and thus would not like me to disclose the companies name, yet I find this information to be important news to our beloved customers. So, we have made an agreement. I shall publish the information here, without saying the name of the Website. (Read More)

Economist 4 Free Weeks Ends Up as Free Year

Posted by Sam Markens on December 1st, 2005

The Economist’s website, economist.com, has been offering free four weeks worth of their publication. They never end up requesting money and will continue to send you their weekly news for free of cost! For those of you who do not know who The Economist is, they are an international affairs publication with covers international news, economics, politics, business, finance, science, technology, art, and much more.

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Microsoft Linux to be on shelves mid 2007

Posted by Sam Markens on January 11th, 2006

Microsoft, the creator of the Windows Operating System, Office software line, XBOX, and much more, has decided to produce their own version of Linux. The project has been in development since late 2004 when they acquired version 2.2.26 of the Linux kernel. Their plan is to produce what they call, ‘MSLinux,’ a mixture of both the Linux operating system and Microsoft’s newest planned addition, Windows .NET. MSLinux is to hit shelves mid 2007.

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Street Fighter Alpha 3 Breaks PSP 2.60 Firmware

Posted by Sam Markens on January 19th, 2006

Capcom’s newest PSP game, Street Fighter Alpha 3 MAX has been purposefully coded to allow for several ‘holes’ to be in the games code. This allows for hackers to have a much easier access to the 2.60 firmware and I am told it will also allow for easy hacking of Sony’s latest planned firmware release as well. Sony, the creator of the PSP handheld gaming system, has recently come out with their latest memory stick which holds a maximum capacity of 8GB. There will need to be a firmware update since the 2.60 and under versions on the PSP’s firmware only supports up to a maximum of 4GB. Though, it seems that with this new exploit in the game Street Fighter Alpha 3 MAX this will not be a problem.

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