The Rae of Hope Condom Company’s new Headless Condoms 3


The Rae of Hope condom company, a new company based out of Florida who’s name is clearly a farce taken from the Ray of Hope Christian Church, is coming out with a new style of condom. Their condom originally designed by Samantha Rae, the primary founder of The Rae of Hope Condom Company, was her conceptual idea derived from a conversation she had with her friend about how her friend wished she would get pregnant but her friend’s boyfriend would have nothing to do with it. This new condom she created is designed to fool the partner with the thoughts of being safe while not providing any protection at all. I have for you, here on lieware.com, the debut of her new creation: The Headless Condom.

Samantha Rae’s creation, The Headless Condom has just been brought out of the closet and into the bedroom for the world to see. So far these condoms has reached an all time high in sales for her company even to the point of competing with some of the more renown condom companies. This is a bit of disturbing news as this product does nothing to protect against pregnancy or any STDs either. A scary thought that someone out there who wants to have a bigger welfare check or tax return by adding another of many progeny to her portfolio will now be able to get what she wishes while all the time convincing her partner that she is practicing safe sex.

The company protects itself from liability issues by stating:

 

 

There has been a recent recall on certain condom packages due to the possibility of breakage. If you happen to find that you have purchased one of our products and it seems to be flimsy or weak at the tip please return them to us immediately with a copy of the receipt and we will exchange it or refund you for the entire purchase. We thank you for your understanding in this matter and hope to see you wearing our priceless condoms soon.

::The Rae of Hope Condom Company


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An experienced writer, computer security specialist, and teacher. Brandon received his PhD from Hartford University in Minnesota in Computer Science with a specialty in Computer Security. He teaches in Orlando, Florida. From time to time we get the chance to have him grace us with his written presence.


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