The Rae of Hope condom company, a new company based out of Florida who’s name is clearly a farce taken from the Ray of Hope Christian Church, is coming out with a new style of condom. Their condom originally designed by Samantha Rae, the primary founder of The Rae of Hope Condom Company, was her conceptual idea derived from a conversation she had with her friend about how her friend wished she would get pregnant but her friend’s boyfriend would have nothing to do with it. This new condom she created is designed to fool the partner with the thoughts of being safe while not providing any protection at all. I have for you, here on lieware.com, the debut of her new creation: The Headless Condom.
Samantha Rae’s creation, The Headless Condom has just been brought out of the closet and into the bedroom for the world to see. So far these condoms has reached an all time high in sales for her company even to the point of competing with some of the more renown condom companies. This is a bit of disturbing news as this product does nothing to protect against pregnancy or any STDs either. A scary thought that someone out there who wants to have a bigger welfare check or tax return by adding another of many progeny to her portfolio will now be able to get what she wishes while all the time convincing her partner that she is practicing safe sex.
The company protects itself from liability issues by stating:
There has been a recent recall on certain condom packages due to the possibility of breakage. If you happen to find that you have purchased one of our products and it seems to be flimsy or weak at the tip please return them to us immediately with a copy of the receipt and we will exchange it or refund you for the entire purchase. We thank you for your understanding in this matter and hope to see you wearing our priceless condoms soon.
::The Rae of Hope Condom Company
How can it be that a product like this can make it on the market? It isn’t secure, it isn’t safe, and it most definitely isn’t moral. I am frankly appalled that this product is even on the market and will do my part to take it down. Even if my word alone isn’t much I am still at least willing to put my word in. Which is more than I’ve seen from anyone else out there right now. The company’s description of the product is a blatant display of uncaring progeny mockery.
This might just be my opinion though, here it is for yourself:
Headless Condoms:
Our wonderful product line has brought you, once again, another priceless item for you to “hang” in your bedroom. Our New Headless Condoms offer all of the risks of having sex, but with all of the pleasures too. If your Boyfriend or Girlfriend wants you to wear a condom in bed yet when you wear one you lose out on all of the sensations of true lovemaking then our New Headless Condoms will have him/her begging for more. We here at The Rae of Hope Condom Company wish to extend out our newest line with a great new deal. Buy one box of Headless Condoms for $9.99 and receive another box for free! Your girlfriend/boyfriend will love how hot it feels. Buy now from our online store and save!
::The Rae of Hope Condom Company
This product will most definitely tear our society apart. Did no one here read my article about how procreation will destroy the world? Seriously people, we all need to look at life a little more differently due to the fact that if we do not stop procreating so much we will cause our planets mass to increase dooming all of our progeny. I am still trying to figure out whether or not Headless Condoms is a direct taunt at the Trojan Condom company. I’m not even going to post The Rae of Hope’s website for I do not wish to allow any purchases of this new product to be on my conscience.
With sales as high as they are I can not help but believe that I am the only proud parent of a wanted child. Won’t someone stand up to these corporate giants as they walk all over our beliefs? There has to be someone out there who is willing to stand up for the rights of wanted children, safe sex, and real parents.
-Dr. Brandon Andrews, PhD